Jason posted a tweet about writing songs this afternoon and I must have been in a particularly suggestible post-nap state and instantly came up with several extremely nerdy song titles. I think almost all of these fall into to Nerd Country n’ Western, but whatever. Here they are:
- I’m Semantic, But Wow, You’re Well-Formed
- Since You Left, I’ve Been in Plain Old Semantic Hell
- Why Do Our Tags Have to Branch?
- If You Won’t Mock My Markup, I Won’t Jeer Your Scripts
- What’s in a DOCTYPE?
- I Sold My Soul to the W3C, and All I Got Was a Long-Sleeved Tee
- Baby, It’s Not Really a Microformat!
- Let’s Go Home and Append Some Child Nodes to Your DOM
- If You Leave, All I’ll Have is Twitter\
I’m sorry. I really am, but you’re welcome to add to the nerdy nonsense in the comments…
Ooooh…puns this bad are referred to as “bad Daddy jokes” in our house. These might be a category all their own though.
Love them. When are you gonna lay ’em down in vinyl?
BTW, here’s one I hear often in my wee little head:
bq.f you can’t give me validation, then I won’t wear your badge.
Yeah, that’s country,
R
“baby won’t you close my tag ?”
I wish to record at least two of these song titles.