Nerdy Songs

Jason posted a tweet about writing songs this afternoon and I must have been in a particularly suggestible post-nap state and instantly came up with several extremely nerdy song titles. I think almost all of these fall into to Nerd Country n’ Western, but whatever. Here they are:

  • I’m Semantic, But Wow, You’re Well-Formed
  • Since You Left, I’ve Been in Plain Old Semantic Hell
  • Why Do Our Tags Have to Branch?
  • If You Won’t Mock My Markup, I Won’t Jeer Your Scripts
  • What’s in a DOCTYPE?
  • I Sold My Soul to the W3C, and All I Got Was a Long-Sleeved Tee
  • Baby, It’s Not Really a Microformat!
  • Let’s Go Home and Append Some Child Nodes to Your DOM
  • If You Leave, All I’ll Have is Twitter\
    I’m sorry. I really am, but you’re welcome to add to the nerdy nonsense in the comments…

Comments

4 responses to “Nerdy Songs”

  1. Michaela Avatar
    Michaela

    Ooooh…puns this bad are referred to as “bad Daddy jokes” in our house. These might be a category all their own though.

  2. Robert Gonia Avatar
    Robert Gonia

    Love them. When are you gonna lay ’em down in vinyl?
    BTW, here’s one I hear often in my wee little head:
    bq.f you can’t give me validation, then I won’t wear your badge.
    Yeah, that’s country,
    R

  3. Daniel Glazman Avatar
    Daniel Glazman

    “baby won’t you close my tag ?”

  4. George Kelly Avatar

    I wish to record at least two of these song titles.

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