Embarrassing questions- GO!

I am laid up today with a bad back. Kevin is laid up today with the stomach flu. We are so compatible. :)\
I never thought I would say this, but the new bathroom in the basement seems really far away suddenly.\
We are going to be marathoning some Battlestar Galatica later in prep for the season premiere tonight. But for now, I am already wicked bored and my tivo is still sadly empty.\
Sooooooo, embarrassing story time! What would you like to know about? Ask away!