Cranial Endorectumitis: You figure it out.
Have you seen KEO? You can go and post a 6000 character message that will be sent up into a satellite will supposedly orbit the earth for 50,000 years before returning to earth to be read by our descendants. Ummm, yeah. Anyway, Jon and I came up with some possible missives for the project (all […]
I was talking to a guy I work with about the Swedish Chef from the old Muppet Show. I’d forgotten all about “bork”. It’s the funniest four letter (what is it, onomatopoeia, word, thing?) in the world. So funny in fact, I deleted one of my screennames on AOL to create a new one: Bork […]
Why is now my favorite time in Max’s life so far? He connects things now and can have a real conversation (well, real in a surreal way). Last night, we had to take my little brother to school on our way out to dinner. Steve has the flu, but had to go to class anyway. […]
After my last post about the wondrous vibrating broom, I’ve decided that it’s a marketing ploy to introduce a major plot point in the next book. Since the kids are getting older, and obviously curious about the ways of the world, there will be a new sex education teacher named Ms. Trembly-Wombly. They’ve already cast […]
See, I told you Amazon has the best reviews: “The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey!”
My friend Jon, from Tucson, writes a brilliantly macabre comic strip called Jeremy. This week’s strip is truly the best ever.
My friend Jon clarifies the Christian position on goats. Funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time.
Today’s diesel sweeties is amazing. It reminds me of all those stupid discussions my brother and I had as kids about who could beat up who and under what conditions.
Do you know why I love reading Michael Brown’s blog? It’s stories like these. His son (well, his oldest son) is a couple years older than Max, and Michael’s writing gives me a nice “in the near future” glimpse at what I’m in for. He’s way up there on my daily reading list (even though […]