Dooce never disappoints. I proudly, and without shame, link to the greatest poop story ever told. As someone who once went without pooping for almost two months, I feel your pain. I never passed out from pooping, but I did pass out once after pooping. I was sitting there too long, legs were asleep, stood […]
I love Jon Morris in ways that should be illegal (and in Alabama, they are!). To prove my point, today he teaches us that some of the best things in life end in ‘tee’, among other Pirate Wisdom. Trust me, you’ll love it. In other news, I’ve decided that I need to get more of […]
Amen. How often we forget to be amazing… (OK, I forget).
Are you feeling stupid? Have you lost your edge in trivia games? Do you need better quality reading in your bathroom? Baby, you need Condensed Knowledge, big time. I have a copy, and although I’ve now forgotten everything I learned from it, I had a great time reading it. It’s funny, pithy, and in some […]
For the longest time, Google thought I was a typo. When you searched for “Kevin Lawver“, it used to tell me that I was nobody. It used to tell everyone that they really meant “Kevin Lawlor”, whoever that is. But, no longer!! I am somebody now!! We’ve been using me as the spellcheck query at […]
Read a really funny and disgusting story about a worm.
Be forewarned, today is “Kevin the tired, aggro, jaw-juttin’, angry white guy” day. I’m listening to Name of the Game, rockin’ out with my head bouncing and my lower jaw sticking out in the only dance us white guys know how to do. No, really, there’s no excuse for staying up late, getting up early, […]
Guess who the first hit on Google is for “france is full of gay people “. Yep, it’s me. Good call, oh great oracle. But, speaking to that, I don’t think it is. My gaydar didn’t go off once in France (OK, it did once, but he was British). Not in Paris, and certainly not […]
One of my favorite stories from 20×2 is online! Robert’s big idea is out there. It’s a good one.
I’m not quite the sensative, hip and with-it modern man I thought I was. Case in point: Last night at Fray, Lance Arthur told a hilarious story about gay dating, being a hottie, and a gargantuan penis. It was extremely funny, although there was enough detail to make me, someone who thinks he’s very comfortable […]