You are now entering the Twilight Zone

Ex 1) Max has requested that his bedtime routine start earlier, so he can quietly read in bed for longer before lights out.\
Ex 2) Apparently, some people are upset that Rosie O’Donnell said that radical Christians are bad, bad like radical Muslims are bad, and killing innocent people is bad too and are demanding an apology. Seriously, who are these people?\
Ex 3) Wegman’s Ultimate Chocolate Cake is very bad. Shocking, I know. Thankfully the store was giving out samples, which I couldn’t even finish, so I didn’t have to pay for the nastiness.\
Ex 4) A church friend invited me to attend a meeting to discuss the Virginia Marriage Protection Amendment with community leaders “to maintain and strengthen the family as the fundamental unity of society.”\
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I politely declined. No, really. I was polite. I even inquired about the well-being of the family.\
Whatever. I am going to attempt to veg on the couch all day and remove the phelgm from my body. What are your plans for this Sunday?

Categorized as funny, Jen

By Kevin Lawver

Web developer, Software Engineer @ Gusto, Co-founder @ TechSAV, husband, father, aspiring social capitalist and troublemaker.


  1. I would like to reply to your comment on wegman’s chocolate cake. I think that you have completely lost all taste buds if you think the ultimate chocolate cake is disgusting. Either that or when you were trying it you were mentally imcompetent or both physically and mentally effected by large amounts of street drugs.

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