Author: jclawver

Picture post!

This is the only photo of the four of us taken in the last three years. Sad, huh? I guess one of us is usually behind the camera.\ Three years earlier we had this taken. Too bad it’s in black and white: I want to get a real family photo, but I am obsessively paralyzed […]

Kevin works hard for his money, so hard for his money…

They say you shouldn’t go grocery shopping when you’re hungry or else you’ll spend a fortune and buy everything. Well, apparently you shouldn’t go toy shopping when happy and energetic or else you’ll spend a fortune and buy everything. I finished up Brian’s birthday shopping today and went way overboard. I even bought stuff for […]

Max’s schoolwork, holiday edition

Why Mom Is So Special\ My mom is so kind and caring. She is loving with fifty-million cups of helpful. She is so thoughtful that a gallon of pure thoughtfulness is less thoughtful than my mom is. She works hard at keeping me healthy, safe, and happy. She’s a 170110! I trust her so much […]

Max’s schoolwork 2

Favorite Food Mom Makes\ What is it: Macaroni and Cheese.\ How it is made: take a plastic thing mac n’ cheese and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds.\ ****\ She is so nice and she is honest to me. She let’s me have reading time before bed. She is like 2170 pounds of […]

Max’s schoolwork

I just pulled this out from Max’s bag. This is the paper in its entirety, emphasis mine though:\ I was in kindergarden [sic]. Later, I went to Hawaii. Technecly [sic], I was going to the Hawaiian Islands. I stayed for two weeks. They were the best 2 weeks of my life. We lived in a […]

I love presents!

I received a call today from UPS informing me that a package would be arriving sometime today and it requires my signature. Wheee. Mother’s Day is right around the corner and then my birthday is a week later. I wonder what Kevin bought me. Can’t wait, can’t wait.\ Wait a minute. Brian’s birthday is coming […]

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Ugh continued

A couple of hours ago I decided that I didn’t need narcotics, I just needed my mom. She is so great about making my aches and pains go away and soothing me when sick. But I am the mom in my household. I am back to wanting drugs. Please, please, gimme drugs. Anybody got the […]

Ugh, pass the pepto.

Three of the four of us are sick. I am quarantining the house until further notice.\ In other news, Kevin is awesome and having him is better than being wooed by any fake billionaire. True story.\ ETA- OMG, I am the worse sick person. I need some pot to combat the nausea and some Tylenol […]