Author: Kevin Lawver

The Anniversary

This is a difficult topic for me, and one that I hope I won’t talk about again for a very long time. As the anniversary approaches, I’ve been thinking more and more about how to commemorate it. I’ve decided a few things: I won’t be watching the “specials” on the news or any other channel. […]

Mr. Dick’s Warning

Dick Cheney’s warning the nation of a possible marriage between Al-Qaeda and Iraq. Where does a couple like that register? I wouldn’t think Target would have what they’re interested in. What did the choose as their china pattern? What’s their song? Who’s the bride? Was there a dowery? Who gave the bride away? How do […]

Freeeeeee?! Did you say freeeeeeee??!!

Please Join Me In Welcoming to the Stage…

I’ve linked to my friend Mike’s climbing stories before. Mike has deigned to grace us with his presence in the wonderful world of blogging. Mike’s a great guy (my former boss) and an excellent writer. Be on the look out for great things (no pressure, Mike, no pressure at all).

Completely Fabricated Harry Potter Rumor

After my last post about the wondrous vibrating broom, I’ve decided that it’s a marketing ploy to introduce a major plot point in the next book. Since the kids are getting older, and obviously curious about the ways of the world, there will be a new sex education teacher named Ms. Trembly-Wombly. They’ve already cast […]

Zoom… brrrrrrrrrr…. aaaaaaahh – Nimbus

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For a day with no meetings, today has been insane. I’ve rewritten a document that took me two weeks the first time in less than three hours. I’ve fixed a dozen problems with a dozen different products. I’ve tried to find an answer to an “urgent” question that apparently has no answer (because the people […]

A Harsh Review

This is Real?

So, I’m watching MTV’s Real World preview. It’s in Vegas this season, and I think maybe they’ve gone too far. They’ve gotten the sluttiest kids they could find between the ages of 21 and 25, put them in a house and given them a job at a casino, and encouraged them to do every crazy […]

A Title Change

I’m thinking of changing the name of my site from the current: “Lawver.net: Spacemen Fighting With Pointed Sticks”, which I think is still funny, to “Lawver.net: So Ten Minutes Ago”. I spend so much time at work and with family that I’m about ten minutes behind the rest of the world when it comes to […]