After my last post about the wondrous vibrating broom, I’ve decided that it’s a marketing ploy to introduce a major plot point in the next book. Since the kids are getting older, and obviously curious about the ways of the world, there will be a new sex education teacher named Ms. Trembly-Wombly. They’ve already cast […]
Author: Kevin Lawver
Zoom… brrrrrrrrrr…. aaaaaaahh – Nimbus
See, I told you Amazon has the best reviews: “The vibrations, along with the swooshing sounds make for a very magical journey!”
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For a day with no meetings, today has been insane. I’ve rewritten a document that took me two weeks the first time in less than three hours. I’ve fixed a dozen problems with a dozen different products. I’ve tried to find an answer to an “urgent” question that apparently has no answer (because the people […]
A Harsh Review
Jen just finished Tom Clancy’s latest tome, Red Rabbit. Her review was succinct and perfect, “It was horrible. Only read it if you’re desperate, and even then, just take a nap.” I guess I won’t be reading it then…
This is Real?
So, I’m watching MTV’s Real World preview. It’s in Vegas this season, and I think maybe they’ve gone too far. They’ve gotten the sluttiest kids they could find between the ages of 21 and 25, put them in a house and given them a job at a casino, and encouraged them to do every crazy […]
A Title Change
I’m thinking of changing the name of my site from the current: “Lawver.net: Spacemen Fighting With Pointed Sticks”, which I think is still funny, to “Lawver.net: So Ten Minutes Ago”. I spend so much time at work and with family that I’m about ten minutes behind the rest of the world when it comes to […]
iChat U 2
Ok, my favorite new feature in OS 10.2 has go to be iChat. They’ve outdone the AIM client in almost every way. It’s gorgeous in that iTunes kinda way, and the Rendezvous thing looks like it will be a lot of fun. The only problem is the fact that I think I’m the only person […]
Burn, Baby, Burn!
I’ve never been, but even all the way back in 1993, I wanted to. I’ve never been quite unbusy or crazy enough to make it, but you can see why I’d want to go. Doesn’t Burning Man look like fun?
Design Happy
Senor Brown has gone design happy. I think this is the what, fourth new design since Saturday? I know the feeling. I’m starting to feel the urge to rebuild this site, and see what I can do keeping the same HTML and just changing the Style Sheet. My jaw really hurts. I got through some […]
Feelings… Nothing More Than… Ouch, Crap, Ouch!
The feeling is coming back now (lo, four hours after being numbed) and it hurts. If I didn’t have a meeting in an hour, I would so be home whining to Max and Jen now.