Author: Kevin Lawver

We Hate Goats

My friend Jon clarifies the Christian position on goats. Funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time.

Aww, It’s a Wedding

How cute is this? The Dooce gets hitched… great pictures.

Spam That Entertains

I don’t know what whoever sent this is smoking, but I’m sure it’s not good for their long-term mental health: Hello, If you are a Time Traveler from Dimension D1263GT10, year 2008 or Dimension D2044GT5, year 2432 and or in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #524350 series […]

I’m Perfect!

According to Google, I am the two most relevant results for “perfect guacamole recipe”. Who knew? I hope whoever searched for it thinks so too.

Hmmm, Something to Think About

It’s articles like these that make me think. You know, I love Linux. I also love OS X and have no real hatred for Windows (I do have real hatred for Microsoft). The point of the editorial is basically to watch out for Linux on the desktop. Ummm, duh. Just the other day at Lowe’s […]

Late to the Self-Involved Party

Again, this is really late, but if you haven’t figured it out yet, The Mirror Project‘s most recent page is a great way to find new bloggy reading material. Yes, I know you all already know this, but I’m slow and take a while to catch on the what’s new and hip.

Too Rich for My Blood

A domain name so offensive I have to link to it. It’s actually an intelligent blog with an interesting point of view. Just don’t go telling your friends about it. Hell, I can’t even type it out. Just go see for yourself.

Unable to Fight the Fade

Unable to wake up, I’ve resorted to opening up the Syphilis case and popping two Penguin Power Pills. God help us all.

Feverish Face Patting

Max was sick yesterday when he got up from his nap. He was lethargic, had a fever, and took little 20 minute naps every hour or so until bed time. But, he was extremely cute. It was weird. We got some tylenol into him, which helped with the fever, but he was still really sleepy. […]

The Musical Memories – Underground

I loved Ben Folds Five. I haven’t listened to any of the old albums in months because of my recent addiction to trancey techno stuff. I’m down here browsing (wondering what the hell I’m doing online at 10:50 on a Sunday evening with a splitting headache) listening to Underground, Best Imitation of Myself and their […]