Too much thinking this morning, so it’s straight to the gutter: Do you know what’s worse than diarrhea? The ominous gurgling undertones of diarrhea. I mean, if you’re coming, loose stool, let’s get it on. But if you’re just going to rumble and not show up, then screw you, I don’t have time for it.
Author: Kevin Lawver
This one’s for you Simon
One of my sister’s friends that we met at the ArsDigita Prize weekend last summer asked me yesterday to think about marriage and post something here. I’ve thought about marriage pretty much every day since I got married, over four years ago. That’s a relatively short amount of time, but in that time, I’ve learned […]
David Byrne’s Look Into The
David Byrne‘s Look Into The Eyeball is grrrrrrrrrrrr-eat. I got it from Jen’s parents and I can’t stop listening to it. Every song is perfectly layered. If I turn up the volume, there are small nuances that I didn’t hear before, and every listen exposes some new inflection or chord I didn’t hear before. Mr. […]
An Unqualified Success
My birthday was great. I got a copy of Emergence finally and can’t wait to get started. Jen made her amazing lasagna, and mom made an unbelievable chocolate cake. My friends at work got me a peachy Princess birthday card, and someone else at work did something very cool for me that I can’t tell […]
People who share my birthday
People who share my birthday (thanks, Cheryl!): Henrik Ibsen (the guy who wrote all those depressing plays) Big Bird Werner Klemperer (Colonel Klink) John D Erlichman (Watergate guy) Pat Riley (NBA coach) William Hurt Jimmie Vaughn (Rock guy – Thunderbirds) Spike Lee! Holly Hunter Mookie Blaylock People who died on my birthday (kind of depressing, […]
Holy crap! (scroll down to
Holy crap! (scroll down to the bottom) They’re remaking Barbarella AND turning Knight Rider into a movie? The world is coming to an end. I can smell it, and nothing can turn it back. The polar ice caps are melting, people won’t stop blowing each other up (which, really, when you get down to it […]
You’d think the day would
You’d think the day would feel different, it being the anniversary of my birth and all. It really doesn’t. I did get a celebratory omelette this morning from the cafeteria. It was good, but it wasn’t an R2-D2 cake. I feel like taking it easy today. I want to play some UT, work on something […]
I am white
Yes, you heard it here first. I’m pale and I’m okay with that. I joined a bowling league last night. I wore rented shoes and threw heavy orbs at unsuspecting wooden shapes, in the hopes of knocking all the them down so I could receive high-fives and well-meant congratulations. I’m a middle-class white guy who […]
There are now twenty-five and
There are now twenty-five and a half hours until my twenty-seventh birthday. I’m starting to feel old already.
The Weekend Entertainment Roundup
Ice age: We took Max to see this movie on Saturday and we enjoyed it way more than he did. He got bored with about twenty minutes left and started walking up and down our row flipping the seats down and watching them spring back up. For a movie that made almost $50 million this […]