I don’t believe I laughed, but this is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Taliban Late-Night Comedy (via Elise, which I think was a Beethoven song, weren’t it?)
Author: Kevin Lawver
Best line of the day,
Best line of the day, courtesy of Tom the Dancing Bug, “Will the enemy please identify itself? We’ve got some planes we’d like to use.”
“I thought Tony was
“I thought Tony was fine,” Schottenheimer said. “He missed a few throws, but with the exception of Brett Favre everybody misses a few throws. What we want to do is keep working with the guys we’ve got and try to get Tony more and more comfortable with all the receivers.” That has got to be […]
I find myself shaking my
I find myself shaking my head a lot these days. I shake it when I hear of more anthrax cases popping up, when some idiot on the local news talks about things he knows nothing about, when people think that when the war in Afghanistan ends that the terrorism will stop. I’m just here shaking […]
If you’ve never heard it,
If you’ve never heard it, Living Colour‘s version of These Memories Can’t Wait is just the greatest song to hum along with while eating your morning bagel. I’ve also been listening to a lot of Bela Fleck recently, and I just have to say how great Tales From the Acoustic Planet is. It has it […]
DAMMIT!!! Thank you. I feel better
DAMMIT!!! Thank you. I feel better. I hate waiting on people. I’m tired of doing my job well, and then getting stuck because someone can’t finish their crap on time. And of course, when they’re late, I don’t get any more time. Their lateness gives me the shaft because now I have less time to […]
Somebody linked to me!! I
Somebody linked to me!! I didn’t think this would be so cool, but it is! I think this brings the grand total to TWO. I’m movin’ up in the world. That’s a funny concept. In 1997, I had a cool site. I got 30k hits a week on a personal site chock full of backgrounds […]
Why can’t I write stuff
Why can’t I write stuff like this? I don’t write enough, which is funny, because I write all day long. It’s just code. See, don’t you just love rhetorical questions?
Max is the coolest kid
Max is the coolest kid ever. While he’s having trouble speaking, he’s finally catching on the to whole sign language thing. He was sitting at the window watching the rain. When I asked him what he was doing, he turned around and did the sign for rain. He’s been doing the signs for mine and […]
In no particular order, for
In no particular order, for your Monday Morning, post-fantasy football loss, enjoyment: Kevin’s Top 4 Foreign Films in No Particular Order Toto Le Hero: By Jaco van Dormael (he has two in the top four, how cool is he?), this is the story of two men switched at birth and the places their lives intersect. […]