Author: Kevin Lawver

SNL

I watched SNL, and I must say it was excellent. The opening was sufficiently somber, and Lorne Micheals setup really set the mood. Best moments of the show: Celebrity Jeopardy: Not the best Sean Connery lines, but it was solid. Weekend Update: This is becoming my favorite part of the show. The Darrel Hammond/Jesse Jackson […]

Zero Effect on TV.

I went out with the

I went out with the guys last night. Yeah, me. Do you believe it? It was supposed to be a going-away shindig for my manager who’s retiring and moving off the Missouri to do nothing (that’s what he says anyway… don’t believe him). It ended up being a congratulations party for the guy who took […]

Leave it to The Onion

Ask and ye shall receive.

Holy cow, they suck!

Holy cow, they suck! (The Redskins for those playing along at home) Why did Daniel Snyder hire Marty? I mean, didn’t he see the end of the dinosaur era the last couple years in Kansas City? He totally lost control of his players. Bill Parcells is the only coach who can get away with the […]

Bad mood rising…

Bad mood rising… Oh yeah. I don’t know why. I woke up in a great mood, with Max making his little Max noises in his bed, Jen in the shower and me waking up at a leisurely pace. Why hurry when the shower’s occupied and Max may get tired of playing in his room at […]

I’m an idiot.

I’m an idiot. I thought, hey, OS X is a lot more stable now and my friend has the latest beta. I should try it out! So, I wiped my poor old Powerbook’s hard drive and installed everything. The one thing I forgot is that OS X is a pig. It’s a big giant memory […]

During the past couple weeks

During the past couple weeks, during the pain, grief, hope and heroism, I’ve been recalling something that happened to me during high school. Desert Storm started when I was a Sophomore. I remember sitting in Madame Nelson’s French class discussing how cool it was going to be. We were going to bomb the living hell […]

The kids in our neighborhood

The kids in our neighborhood have shown an amazing grasp of the American/Capitalist dream since 9/11. They’ve posted patriotic drawings all over the neighborhood, on mailboxes, stop sign posts, everywhere. Now, if this were the extent of it, I’d leave out the capitalist part. But, our little entrepreneurs have also taken to the streets with […]