When oh when will the burping end? I can’t stand it anymore. It’s insane. I don’t eat as much anymore, and I drink a lot of water. I can burp like the kids on South Park and my little brother, Tim (hi, Tim!). I can do the alphabet and rustle birds from their perches. I […]
Category: daily tedium
Unfatterer
278.5 – That’s 47.5 pounds I’ve lost since December when I started all this. That’s also three pounds in two days (for some reason I gained half a pound and was a 280.5)!! Only two and a half pounds to go and I’ll have lost fifty. That’s half a Calista Flockhart!! Or, as Mike lovingly […]
The Weight Of Things
It’s been awhile since I posted my weight in bold. Did you notice? I did. I had a little setback and fell off the skinny wagon. I got all the way back up to 293 before catching myself (thanks to a new-hole-ripping by my doctor). I blame it partly on my knee and partly on […]
Gurgle… Sputter… Bleagh
It’s been the kind of day where the only response I can come up with to almost any inquiry is “You suck!!”, and that’s editted for content. “Suck” goes first; and the first letter changes to another letter between E and G. I did get to start on Michelle’s redesign, but she hasn’t seen it […]
I’ve Been Linked!
It’s an honor to be linked to by anyone clever enough to come up with this domain name.
Oh, I Meant To
After an extremely productive day (you have no idea – a complete redesign of a major product in less than 48 hours), I expected to come home and want to work. Ummm, nope. I took some pictures of Max playing with my old Duncan Butterfly yo-yo (which will go up tomorrow), showed him some old […]
Readin’, Readin’, Readin’
On another topic, I’ve been reading a lot lately. We subscribe to a ton of magazines: Smithsonian, Utne (free with my Salon subscription – yet more reading), Premiere, and there are a couple others. I always read Smithsonian cover to cover, and here’s why (all from this month’s issue): The Nature of Cuba – which […]
Coming Attractions
Oh so many things to tell you about and no time to do it. In order to be prepared for the hopeful avalanche of content this evening, you should all go watch Revolution OS before tonight so we can discuss it. And you might want to read up on mushrooms, bad bad art and good […]
Notes to Self
When in meeting with Senior Vice President, find out that said VP is a VP before the meeting. JerkCity is really funny when you have a headache. It’s really hard to look cool when you have your leg propped up under your desk on an exercize, with an icebag and you’re leaning over trying to […]
MRI Me, Baby
My knee hurts still. It’s worse today than it was yesterday. I’m sitting here at work with ice on my knee trying to find a comfortable position to type in. I haven’t found one yet. Maybe if I move it this way… nope… this way? Nope, not that either. Maybe I should give up. Oh […]