Category: daily tedium

Givin’ Me The Sti… Pink Eye

I’m at home. Why? I’m the monkey from Outbreak. I’m extremely contagious with conjunctivitis. You got it. I have the dreaded Pink Eye. On top of my itchy painful eyes, I have a sinus infection! My doctor said not to go back to work until it’s cleared up, which means I could be here the […]

::Yawn::

294 – A crappy weekend, what with being sick and all. I’m back at work, and although I feel better, I’m still really tired. So, what do I do as soon as I get back to work? I start a fight. It’s my job. It’s what I do. I’m gonna go pretend to take some […]

Stupid Welcome Wagon, I Knew It Would Ruin Me!

I love having a title that doesn’t relate at all to the content of the post that follows. I’m home sick now after actually attempting to make it through the morning and having my boss come over and tell me I looked like hell and to just go home. I was planning on working on […]

Hodge Podge Covered By Kevin

295 – Over at A Small Victory, there’s a discussion of the best cover songs out there. I came up with a pretty good list that I posted to the comments, but the list is SO good, I wanted to share it here too. These Memories Can’t Wait – Living Colour cover of Talking Heads […]

Super Loser (of Weight That Is)

I’m So Fat

I need a new belt!! Yes, I’ve said it already, but today I realized I can’t suck in my gut or my pants will fall down with my current belt hiked all the way to its last hole. Yep, Mr. Me, I’m doin’ pretty good. I’m taking a Java class this week, which is a […]

Learnin’ Is Phat

Let The Wild Rumpus Begin

299.5 – YES!! Under 300!! Yeah, I know it’s cutting it close and with my first glass of water, I was back over 300… but it still counts. I’ve discovered the trick to this whole weighing myself thing. Only do it once a day at the point when I’ll probably be the lightest: in the […]

Get Used To It

301.0 – Yup, that’s a pound and a half yesterday. At this rate, I’ll be at 299 tomorrow or Saturday!!! And, in case you’re already tired of this weight loss saga, get used to it. You’re gonna hear about it pretty much every day until I’m down to 220 (gunning for 200, but 220 would […]

Craptastic

Craptastic says it all. Never take hypertension medicine without eating. Never take a diuretic without eating. I felt like crap all day: swimmy head, jitters, stomach ache; and I just kept going. I got things done and didn’t bitch about it. I even went bowling. I bowled like crap, but I bowled. My head still […]