Dave’s found the world’s funniest picture. The comments will be priceless.
Category: funny
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Ok, I Have a Secret
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I have a problem. I’m addicted to Crash Team Racing. I’m so bad, I let my son act as my enabler. He likes watching me race, especially on the CTR Token races because the CTR gets really big and he yells out, “CTR! CTR! CTR!!” The game is my crack. It’s almost worse than my Civ3 addiction. It’s much worse than my Final Fantasy jones ever was.
I have my son now racing around the house making kart noises. Whenever he stops, he makes a cute “Squeeeee” braking noise. He vrooms around the house, a little imaginary steering wheel in his hands, leaning into corners, jumping over things on the floor and doing fantastic donuts.
What have I done?!
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It’s The JC Adventure Hour!
I don’t know, I think Jesus would be flattered. I mean, who hasn’t wanted to be cartoon character or video game hero?
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Things I Learned In The Hall On The Way To The Bathroom
Things I learned in the hall on the way to the bathroom:
- Marshmallows originally came from the root of a plant called, oddly enough, the marsh mallow.
- Instead of using marsh mallow to make them now, our modern marshmallows are made with gelatin.
- It is very easy to make homemade marshmallows. I will, of course, try to get my hands on the recipe and post it for your mallow-making pleasure.
- The ancient Egyptians made marshmallows, as did the Native Americans (although they usually made Fluff instead of cutting them up.
- Homemade marshmallows are bouncier and fluffier than those stale marshmallows you buy in the store (I know, because I got to eat one).
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Too Much Coffee Man… I
Too Much Coffee Man… I wondered why no one was in church last week.
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The cobra will bite
The cobra will bite you whether you call him cobra or Mr. Cobra.
Indian Proverb -
This made me feel so
This made me feel so much better: You can lead a cat to fiber…
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Why is it that I
Why is it that I always leave feeling like my clothes are on backwards when I go to the chiropractor?
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Vanilla Coke taste vaguely like
Vanilla Coke taste vaguely like Robitussin.
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If I had disposable income
If I had disposable income (and a lot of it), I would buy this faster than you can say “money pit on wheels”.