Obama won, let’s be happy!

I am tired of being mad and sad, so I’ve decided to become a hippie. I will grow my hair out, start smoking pot, and stop wearing a bra. I’ve already implemented two of those three things in my life since moving to Georgia. And I already have a van. Sounds like fate, man.

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  1. You now also have to:
    * start listening to Phish
    * say “man” a lot more
    * talk slower
    * get a pair of Birkenstocks
    * trade in the Freestart for a VW Microbus
    * wear more tie-dye
    I’m in. No more haircuts for me!

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