Favorite Food Mom Makes\ What is it: Macaroni and Cheese.\ How it is made: take a plastic thing mac n’ cheese and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds.\ ****\ She is so nice and she is honest to me. She let’s me have reading time before bed. She is like 2170 pounds of […]
I just pulled this out from Max’s bag. This is the paper in its entirety, emphasis mine though:\ I was in kindergarden [sic]. Later, I went to Hawaii. Technecly [sic], I was going to the Hawaiian Islands. I stayed for two weeks. They were the best 2 weeks of my life. We lived in a […]
I received a call today from UPS informing me that a package would be arriving sometime today and it requires my signature. Wheee. Mother’s Day is right around the corner and then my birthday is a week later. I wonder what Kevin bought me. Can’t wait, can’t wait.\ Wait a minute. Brian’s birthday is coming […]
One of my favorite things about being a parent is making my kids make faces. I taught Brian how to do “blue steel” (go watch Zoolander). And with my fancy new camera, he looks like a star, doesn’t he?
Someone please explain to me why Brian just threw up, seven hours after eating a small bit of plain pasta and 20 hours after his last barfing bout. I THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER!
I’m eating some cereal. Oh yea.\ ETA- Brian just threw up again, after I thought he was better. He only had a cup of apple juice but it came back up almost immediately. Note to self: waaaaaah.
My wedding ring is falling apart. Again. I put away my original ring because the gold was wearing down, leaving little protection for the diamonds. I bought a similar ring, with much thicker gold, and the same thing happened again. I give up. I am just going to draw on a wedding ring with magic […]
I am posting this at 6:32 am and this day has already been THE SUCK for three hours. Pouts.
I just bought shoes that were labeled “athleisure.”\ Sigh.
I bought a watermelon for myself and I LIKED IT. In fact, I am craving some right now.