Category: funny

Yet another reason if I were a woman, I would so want Jon Morris: Pirate Wisdom.

Since I’m not feeling the Halloween Spirit this year, I’ll shuffle you off to folks who are, the amazing Jon Morris and his partner in slime, Manning L. Krull, for their awesome: Nine Comics of Halloween.

45 minutes in the car Three Metro trains 6 flights of stairs .5 mile walk 3 hours in line Seeing Jon Stewart’s hairy legs: Priceless It was a trek getting there, and standing in line forever was a pain (in the feet to be precise). The show was very funny (much funnier live than on […]

I wish I’d had Alison’s Dad’s remodeling prayer when we did all that painting. Yes, we went to the Daily Show taping last night. I’m working on my writeup now, and should post it soon. Work is still crazy with that thing I spent all weekend on, which I also may write about later.

I thought I was the only kid who found magazines in the woods. Surprise, surprise. I don’t know how those things get out there, but I guess it’s a porn scavenger hunt out there. I think it’s the Porn Bunny. The Porn Bunny smokes cigarillos, wears a green dealer’s visor and wears deck shoes on […]

There are more things in the circus, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Clownspeare, what a concept. I see a big future in the Barnum and Bailey revival of Hamlet.

See, this is why I love Carol Lay. Her comic today is so perfect. There are times as a parent where you can’t laugh, even though you want to. It’s hard, near impossible for me. Kids do the funniest things when they’re angry.

Ok, they’re not really because I wouldn’t go so far as to actually make any, but we came up with a really great one tonight that I may submit to t-shirt hell (not for the faint of heart). I want a picture of Della Reese in boxing gloves with a nice cursivey font above the […]

Inspired by a comment about this post, I’ve decided that I have a new life’s passion. I’ve been searching for something for a while, and well, I’ve found something that fits my speed perfectly. What do I want to do? I want to become the world’s first fat, white Tai Chi Bad-Ass. I want to […]

In honor me being four days late for Speak Like a Pirate Day, my pirate name is Mad Dog Rackham, and I love it.