My good friend and incredible illustrator, Jon Morris has come up with illustrations for FlatCat, the Colostomy Kitty. Now, I just have to write the book…
Category: funny
Too much thinking this morning,
Too much thinking this morning, so it’s straight to the gutter: Do you know what’s worse than diarrhea? The ominous gurgling undertones of diarrhea. I mean, if you’re coming, loose stool, let’s get it on. But if you’re just going to rumble and not show up, then screw you, I don’t have time for it.
May your yin-yang hind-end twirl
May your yin-yang hind-end twirl free. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I have a new favorite
I have a new favorite last name: Krauthammer. How completely insensative and wrong can you be? It’s PERFECT!! Charles Krauthammer was on Meet the Press yesterday, and didn’t look very hammering to me. I wish Krauthammer was my last name. Maybe Chuck Gerbilhammer would be better… or Kevin Nailhammer would be better. Either way, Krauthammer’s […]
I laughed, and laughed. Man,
I laughed, and laughed. Man, Steve Ballmer is nothing if not entertaining.
Are you fat?
I am. And I’ve come up with a list of ways to tell if you are too. Can you use your gut as a portable table? You’d buy a sports car, but the thought of getting in and out of it deters you. Lose twenty pounds and no one even notices. You know what dunlap’s […]
Just a helpful hint to
Just a helpful hint to the folks in Intercourse, PA: You need a Cherry Festival.
I am hooked.
I am hooked.
I used to work with
I used to work with this guy, I swear!
Connie Chung is joining CNN
Connie Chung is joining CNN, and will host an hour-long show at 8pm in the Spring. The show hasn’t been named yet. In an attempt to be as helpful as possible to the newest member of the AOL-Time Warner family, I’ve come up with a list of possible titles for her show: On The Bottom […]