We had a family combo birthday party over the weekend for Brian who turned four and me who turns 34 this month. I told my MIL that the kid and I could share a birthday cake (Spiderman!), cuz I don’t really care about the cake, but that I would pick the dinner menu (pot roast […]
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Craaaaaaaaaaaaamps.
Well, that explains why I was crying over that post earlier. All Sunday Kevin offered to buy me a burrito. Heh. Does he not know that I am a kabob girl? (BTW, he did get us kabobs on Saturday- yay.) Anyway, the post didn’t make me think of US. It was all about ME: I […]
Cry Baby
This post made me cry: Hungry.
Max’s schoolwork, holiday edition
Why Mom Is So Special\ My mom is so kind and caring. She is loving with fifty-million cups of helpful. She is so thoughtful that a gallon of pure thoughtfulness is less thoughtful than my mom is. She works hard at keeping me healthy, safe, and happy. She’s a 170110! I trust her so much […]
Ugh continued
A couple of hours ago I decided that I didn’t need narcotics, I just needed my mom. She is so great about making my aches and pains go away and soothing me when sick. But I am the mom in my household. I am back to wanting drugs. Please, please, gimme drugs. Anybody got the […]
Ugh, pass the pepto.
Three of the four of us are sick. I am quarantining the house until further notice.\ In other news, Kevin is awesome and having him is better than being wooed by any fake billionaire. True story.\ ETA- OMG, I am the worse sick person. I need some pot to combat the nausea and some Tylenol […]
Ring a ring a ding a ring ring ding
Attention Mom and Dad: your email addresses aren’t working. Boo. Send me an email if you have new ones, k? Thanks! Bye.
Random bits
Brian woke up at the crack of the middle of the night again. How am I supposed to function like this? Kevin seems to be getting a jump on trying to adjust to China-time as his sleep schedule has been wonky too.\ I find it really infuriating that Marie Osmond is pimping Jenny Craig/NutriSystem/some diet […]
Pet peeve
Spongebob’s grandma is awfully passive-aggressive, yes? I hate that.
Ack.
B’s sleeping schedule has been wonky lately. Today is one of those wonky days where he woke up at 4 am, ready to start the day. Boooooooo. I think I might turn on some cartoons and try to grab some more Z’s on the couch.