I’m a little better. My eyes are a lighter shade of pink and I don’t feel like death warmed over. I feel a little more like death over ice. I saw the band sausages idea over at A Small Victory, and remembered that my friends and I used to do this at lunch in high […]
Author: Kevin Lawver
Ooooh, Someone’s In Trouble
It’s evil, but damned if I didn’t laugh my sick eyes out. Jon’s going to hell for that one, fer shur.
No Other Funny Pink Eye Jokes
292.5 – Yeah, the diet’s on even though I’m sick and want to claw my eyes out with gardening tools. I’m watching John Ashcroft’s press conference about the raised thread level, and well, I’m not sure why, but I’m not terribly worried about going to ‘orange’. Daytime TV sucks. It’s just plain horrible. TiVo is […]
Argh! It’s The Infamous Pink Eye!
It’s even worse today. It took 5 minutes to get my eyes open this morning, and they sting like crazy. Visine helps a little, but not enough for me to stop squinting like a mole. Needless to say, I’m home again so I don’t infect anyone else. What 27 year-old gets pink eye in BOTH […]
Givin’ Me The Sti… Pink Eye
I’m at home. Why? I’m the monkey from Outbreak. I’m extremely contagious with conjunctivitis. You got it. I have the dreaded Pink Eye. On top of my itchy painful eyes, I have a sinus infection! My doctor said not to go back to work until it’s cleared up, which means I could be here the […]
A Post In Two ‘Pooky Parts
I think I finally have a plan for the big redesign of this site. Since I don’t really want to invest a bunch of time in learning PHP while I’m still working on getting comfortable with Java, I’m working on doing some funky javascript includes to get content over from the other stuff on this […]
::Yawn::
294 – A crappy weekend, what with being sick and all. I’m back at work, and although I feel better, I’m still really tired. So, what do I do as soon as I get back to work? I start a fight. It’s my job. It’s what I do. I’m gonna go pretend to take some […]
Stupid Welcome Wagon, I Knew It Would Ruin Me!
I love having a title that doesn’t relate at all to the content of the post that follows. I’m home sick now after actually attempting to make it through the morning and having my boss come over and tell me I looked like hell and to just go home. I was planning on working on […]
Wee Babies And Crackheads
I mentioned Chappelle’s Show last week in my epic list of good tv, especially that I’d only seen the first episode and am reserving judgement BUT that it looks like it will be amazing. Well, folks, after watching last night’s episode, I can honestly say I want to have Dave Chapelle’s babies. The crackhead talking […]
Hodge Podge Covered By Kevin
295 – Over at A Small Victory, there’s a discussion of the best cover songs out there. I came up with a pretty good list that I posted to the comments, but the list is SO good, I wanted to share it here too. These Memories Can’t Wait – Living Colour cover of Talking Heads […]