Author: jclawver

I am a dork #57, 234, and 1657

In no particular order- A couple of women came to the door last week. When I opened the door, they introduced themselves and said, “We know you weren’t expecting us…” I thought, “Oh, my Visiting Teachers [members of the LDS Church assigned to check up on me, share Spiritual messages, and get important information out- […]

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

Let’s talk about something upbeat and happy, yes?

Um, I don’t have anything right now. Check back with me in a little bit. In the meantime…\ \ Violent rhetoric against Obama is the new campaign strategy of the McCain/Palin ticket\ bq. “It’s a dangerous road, but we have no choice,” a top McCain strategist recently admitted to the Daily News. “If we keep […]

One of these things is not like the other

Good Gnews from Gary Gnu.

1. The broken pipe isn’t actually going into the house in Va, so yay! They won’t have to tear up the house to fix the problem. This means the estimate was a lot higher than the actual bill will be. Phew. “Tonight we eat like the lower middle class to which we aspire.”\ 2. Speaking […]

I just spent $80 filling up my gas tank

More from me-\ I get that the LDS church wants to silence dissents, but this guy isn’t speaking out about church doctrine. The petition states: We affirm the LDS Church’s right to define doctrine and policy for its own members. So, let the church proclaim all it wants about whatever. Let the church dictate the […]

Bleebleeblahblahboo

Life

Kevin and I are getting over the worst, longest-lasting stomach flu ever. At one point, Kevin looked like a zombie. We hung out on the couch and let the kids eat pop tarts and pretzels for breakfast. It’s the most together time we’ve had in years.\ I found \$15 on my dresser today. YAY, I […]

Holy hannah

Georgia is for peanut farmers?