Author: jclawver

Screw you, CNN.

Just for the record

I will always need my mom. Even when I am 64 and a grandmother living off of social security and enjoying the early bird special at Luby’s, I will still need my mom. Even if there comes a time when she isn’t around, due to the cycle of life, I will still need my mom.\ […]

Eeep!

\ Going up the Eiffel Tower is freaking scary! Why I ever thought it was a good idea, when I can’t even stand by my hotel window and look down, is beyond me. Thankfully the top level was closed, so I only went to the second level. It took me 30 seconds to get off […]

Mmmm, chicken parm.

My dad asked me to blog more.

Only three more days until Paris! Two more days until my mom comes! Wheeee.\ I spent a good portion of this morning cleaning out my fridge, in preparation of my mother’s arrival. The more I clean, the more dirty things there are. Grrrr. There are crannies and nooks in the fridge that I can’t get […]

Lalala, I am bored

My kids are really well behaved. YAY! But they do have some annoying traits. Let me share some with you, ok? OK!\ Max:\ He says, “Mommy?” I stop what I am doing and look at him, “Yes?” Then he doesn’t say anything for a minute. 60 seconds. Oy. Usually after the 15th second, I return […]

One week until Paris!

According to an article at CNN, if I got paid for being a good stay-at-home mom, I would be earning \$138,000. Woot!\ Only one more week until my mom comes to town to watch the kids while we’re in Paris. Whee. I am excited to see my mom. Still so much to do before our […]

So not crying

Crying

Yesterday I sweet talked Kevin into agreeing with me staying home while everyone else goes to Ohio. (By sweet talk I mean that I looked pathetic since my face was throbbing from my earlier dentist appointment and simply asked if he minded.) That would mean three glorious days home alone. I was so relieved and […]

More Brian Speak

Just a couple of more weeks until my mom comes to watch the boys. Here is more Brian Speak to help her communicate with him better (some of these I have already mentioned):\ Left= Go that way (he points to indicate which way).\ Go= Thank you or the correct usage of go.\ Frossies= Muffin.\ Wawa= […]