Author: jclawver

Happy Family

Kevin comes home today-YAY! The house is a mess, but don’t tell Kevin, ok? I bet he’ll be too tired to notice anyway.\ For the past few days Brian has been asking for some birthday cake. In his cute little toddler voice he asks, “Birthday cake?” Then he takes a moment and adds, “Uncle Steve? […]

Five Good Things

Extended Relief Midol, good for 12 hours. Kicks 8 hour Midol in the ass. Kevin for taking care of me, Max for being creative, Brian for saying Max as “Batty” I got to sleep in until 7:30 this morning- woot! We changed my mom’s ticket for free. The dental bill is the same as our […]

Mouth and Nose

I went back to the dentist for my crown but I only got the temporary one today. Booo. And they had to “cut some tissue away.” Ewwww.\ Awww, Brian blew his nose by himself. How cute is that? And…. now he is wasting the entire box of kleenex duplicating the blow. I think the high-five […]

Tip Of the Day

I cry FOUL!

Cute Brian and other real life stuff

Brian usually calls me Mommy, except for when he is looking for me or calling for me from the stairs, then it is “Mama” at the top of his voice, which is the cutest thing ever! (Holy run-on sentence, Batman!) I am going to try to get it on videotape this weekend.\ I got my […]

Bad Friend #184

A friend just posted this: My mom just called and my grandpa died.\ And all I can think of is, “Man, he must have really not wanted to talk to your mom.” Inappropriate laughter is the best kind. I was laughing so hard I squirted pear bits all over the computer. Oh man.

Bad wife #9

Hmm, I don’t think I’ve ever made a bad wife post before. (We’ll discuss reasons why at some later point.)\ Today is Kevin’s birthday. Happy Birthday, Kevin!\ I don’t have a cake for him. Bad me.\ In my defense, we were supposed to go to The Cheesecake Factory and I thought a birthday cake after […]

Bad Mommy #894

This morning I forgot to feed Brian breakfast! He doesn’t like to eat when he wakes up, he prefers brunch. I recently started trying to accommodate him. This morning though, I just went about my errands and totally forgot about his new eating schedule. While shopping, he started randomly crying, then stopping, then crying, then […]

Daddy’s boy and other things

Kevin must have spent extra kissy and huggy time with Brian this morning because he smells like Kev. It’s nice.\ It’s too rainy to do any of our planned activities today. Booooo! Brian and I may go to the mall instead but I need milk and the mall doesn’t sell that in a convenient gallon […]